Human Rights

Who Is A Yahoo Boy? – Part 1

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2 years ago

October 13, 2022

Editorial Team

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By Israel Joe

Charity they says begins at home. Let me begin from home.

Activists or Comrades who move from one Police Station to another bailing yahoo boys, giving them I.D cards for covering, attending all their parties and collecting monies from them to protect them are also involve in partial yahoo. As a matter of fact they are yahoo boys.

Police men and women who covers yahoo boys are also yahoo boys. Police who arrest alleged yahoo boys, check their phones, tight them and extort or collect monies from them are yahoo boys.

EFCC or ICPC who arrests yahoo boys, seize their properties, grant them bail in whopping sums or sometimes take them to court on watery charges after negotiation to make it look like they went to court, after monies have exchanged hands are more yahoo than the yahoo boys. They are senior yahoo, scamming the scammers.

Entertainers like comedians, musicians, skit makers, actors and actresses etc and businessmen who use their bank account to pick up monies for these yahoo boys and cover them up are also yahoo boys.

If you are dating a yahoo boy or your husband is a yahoo boy spending all the monies he defrauded from unsuspecting victims on you and your children, you are a yahoo girl and yahoo woman no apologies.

If you are a politician who has defrauded monies meant for our power (light), roads, constituency projects, education and public amenities, you are a senior yahoo boy.

A politician who covers yahoo boys and give them government plate-numbers is a yahoo boy.

In short yahoo started from politicians.

If you are a man or woman whose son or daughter is married to a yahoo person and you are benefitting directly or indirectly from the money, you are a yahoo boy.

Israel Joe, a Delta State based Activist and Entrepreneur

If you are into runs, coming to Facebook to do Boss Lady or CEO meanwhile you got the monies from a yahoo boy, you are also a yahoo girl.

As a girl using costly phone which you didn’t afford with your money but given to you as a gift from a yahoo boy, ‘biko’ hide yourself you are also into yahoo business.

If you are a Pastor collecting seeds, gifts, tithes, sacrifices and offerings from young boys and girls whom you knew has no capacity for those monies, unless fraudulently obtained, you are a senior yahoo clergy.

If you are a herbalist or spiritualist doing the plus (+) for them, you are a yahoo spirit.

If you’re a magistrate or judge who take bribe and swindle cases, you are a yahoo boy and those lawyers who knew the truth but standing for yahoo boys are yahoo lawyers. Military generals stealing our crude oils through illegal vessels are yahoo Military Generals.

Everything rises and fall on leadership. In the 90s, we have 419s who hid themselves but the 21st century came with invented 419 known as yahoo, which we all are almost guilty of. The problem is leadership failure and until we arise as a people to chart a better way forward, we will not get better as a nation.

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